Out on a limb

So I have been jobless for close to a year now. Times are changin' and I have been throwing myself in front of the train bunches of times and not getting any answers. With no money to call my own, I have found that assets are good only when you have them. I have decided to skip this year being a full-time student and explore the jungle called the work force with no more than a pack of Juicy Fruit and a trail of popcorn in case things get messy. To be a member of a lion pride, you have to maul some hyenas along the way. I am capable and prepared for anything. Thanks Rafiki...